Total Medals Earned: 553 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,385 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/145 points)
Watched the first flash
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
unlocked accessory 1
unlocked accessory 2
unlocked accessory 3
unlocked accessory 4
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (115/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 9/32 (90/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.